Sharks vs uber fish

After work today I immediately sat down to get in a set of sngs because I was feeling tired and knew that if I didn't at least get a set in strait off I would most likely just call it a day.

The first game up looked good so I began registering the rest of my games for the set without any other players in. I don't normally do that because game selection is important but as I said before I wanted to force in at least one set today. It generally takes a few minutes to fill up a set but this time they just took off. As they popped up one by one so quickly I assumed that a bunch of regulars hopped in and I was in for some craptacular games. I was partly right. There where about 4 winning players per game + myself. The other slots where filled with my favorite opponents, "The uber fish."

Uber fish = anyone who has played over 1000 games at the $20-$35 stakes with a ROI lower than -12%.

It was like watching a school of piranha pick clean the carcass of some wayward animal. Ahh.. good times. However there was one special fishy that made me laugh. Here is the hand and then I will fill in our commentary.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 24 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com



saw flop | saw showdown



UTG (t1440)

UTG+1 (t1655)

MP1 (t1845)

MP2 (t1375)

CO (t1390)

Hero (Button) (t1765)

SB (t1025)

BB (t3005)



Hero's M: 23.53



Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J

3 folds, MP2 calls t50, 1 fold, Hero bets t200, 2 folds, MP2 calls t150



Flop: (t475) 7, 2, 8 (2 players)

MP2 checks, Hero bets t350, MP2 calls t350



Turn: (t1175) 2 (2 players)

MP2 checks, Hero bets t1215 (All-In), MP2 calls t825 (All-In)



River: (t2825) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)



Total pot: t2825



Results:

Hero had J, J (two pair, Jacks and twos).

MP2 had K, 5 (flush, King high).

Outcome: MP2 won t2825



Me: omg
Fish: you must have seen the flush draw :s

Me: will you play in all of my games?
Fish: don't cry, I totally played my hand on the flush draw

Fish: bad read 4 u
Me: its your world

OK, maybe it doesn't sound funny to anyone but me. I just stuck me as funny because this guy really thinks he was playing right. Nice hand sir.

P.S. Somehow I came back and finished in 3rd as my fishy sadly bubbled. LOL